Bedtime & Playtime Stories

Teletubbies - Bedtime & Playtime Stories

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Artist: Teletubbies
Edition: Music CD
CD Release Date: 2000-11-07
Music Label: Kid Rhino
Soundtracks:

Playtime Stories: Teletubbies Title Song
Tubby Toast Accident
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Laa-Laa's Best Song
Big Wind and Come Back Everything
Bedtime Stories: Custard Machine Not Working
The Gingerbread Boy
Singing Songs
Dipsy's Sleepy Song
Rock-A-Bye-Baby

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Music Review: This CD is Highly Inappropriate
Rating: 1 Stars

I originally bought this CD thinking it would be a sweet thing to play for the kids. Boy was I wrong, the lyrics are disgusting, distastful and offensive. I have never heard so many gross innuendos in such a short time span. If they were trying to break some sort of record then I stand up and applaud them. I would bow to them, but as is clearly stated in "Teletubbies Title Song," they would take advantage of that in horrible ways. The song Rock-A-Bye Baby gave the impression of kidnapping a mothers babdy by luring it to sleep with an enchanting lullaby, while the only thing the mother can do is wave bye...rock a bye. I have not eaten in days since hearing the savage tale of "The Gingerbread Boy." A great lesson to teach your kids, make friends with a deliscious pal, go everywhere with them, then drown him is utter secretion and devour him feet first so he can watch you feast in what seconds he has left. As I sais, disgusting. For the sake of children reading this review I will not get into detail about the hidden meaning in "Custard Machine Not Working" but lets just say it doesn't take a mechanic to fix it, more around the lines of Viagara.

I will not get into the hidden meaning of the other shameful songs, the point of this review is to warn others that this will not put your kids in the happy place. I will be keeping my copy not to listen to, but I feel reselling it would just make other people suffer, and I do not want to help spread the ideals of a group that I thought died with Hitler. I will also not throw the CD away because then there is a chance that some homeless guy picks it out of my trash, and if he had anything to live for before, he would certainly have nothing to live for after hearing this monstrosity.

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