SUMMER IN PARADISE

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Music Review: very limited edition European tour release
Rating: 5 Stars

Description of SUMMER IN PARADISE

On Mondays, Paradise is Prince Charming's Palace of Sight, where the dancers are covered with flakes of silver, gold and platinum and the dust of emeralds, sapphire and other precious stones. In the evening, under the light of stars, and the reflected moon on the lake, Prince Charming is known to weep with Passion. Alas, Prince Charming is not allowed to touch his dancers in Monday's Heaven.

On Tuesdays, Paradise is Prince Charming's Palace of Sound. No light is permitted in the Palace, but the darkness is filled with soft sighing, and the sound of bows being drawn across the naked flesh of Maidens. In Tuesday's Heaven, Prince Charming is hung upside down by his feet from a long silken ribbon. He can feel the sound waves strike him and he swings back and forth almost imperceptibly in the darkness.

On Wednesdays, Paradise is Prince Charming's Palace of Scent. Prince Charming is not entirely certain what lies beyond those doors, for he is struck insensible the moment he crosses the threshold. All he can say for certain is that it is not very pleasant.

On Thursdays, Paradise is Prince Charming's Palace of Touch. Long feathers of the bird of Paradise cover the walls of this dimly lit palace, and the carpeting is deep and soft. Inside, maidens with all 28 qualities of flesh, from silken smooth to coarse as bark, wander about utterly nude. [...]

On Fridays, Heaven is Prince Charming's Palace of Taste. Here, Prince Charming breaks his six-day-long fast with some of the most rare and delightful delicacies known to man. Servants carry diamond decanters filled with molten lead, and bowls of rubies and gold ingots are beside every throw pillow. There are no tables in the Palace, all food being laid out upon the persons of his esteemed and lovely dancers. Again, due to unionization, he is not permitted to use his hands while eating, and can only eat such food as he can acquire by means of feet, mouth etc... The revelry lasts from sun-up till sundown Friday evening, at which point Prince Charming takes a powerful sleeping draught that he may not be forced to endure the common and vulgar weekend where leisure is shared with the rest of the populace.

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